This may be the most interest anyone ever had in the bunchiness of my panties, sir, and thank you for asking.

The good thing about bitcoin is that using it to bet against boomers gives you an extra (3-5 business days * 2) ahead of their market.

I'll admit it I'm sending this one in

See, that's what I love about Privacy. You can go fuck yourself,

It always intrigues me that, because I am smart, people tend to think I value intelligence, and therefore try to act intelligent to make me value them. But, silly humans, what I really value, is for you to tell me how intelligent I am.

Getting old is a bitch. There will come a day when even squinting won't make jerking off of a balcony enjoyable anymore.

Maybe I should just start prefacing opinions with, 'My religion teaches...'

In the future one of the hipvacay destinations will be the cemetery. To read ironic headstones like 'ate all da pussay' and 'I stood with Kamala'

Is 'Willing, Able, and Motivated' redundant? If so, is 'Motivated' redundant with 'Willing' or is it redundant with 'Able'? Don't answer just to virtue signal how many uncooked livers you eat

Unchallenged claims are 9/10ths of the law