My report on the Aflac breach:

Too many people aren’t happy unless they are mad.

Coping with the heat

Wednesday motivation

I’ve been drooling over this forever. It finally goes on sale when I have no income. The universe hates me. I do have the single head 1200j model and it’s a joy to use.

I am pretty sure Thor used the 15th of his 9 lives this week. It’s been a rough one for him (and us) but he’s doing better today. He’s 19, diabetic, deaf and now apparently has kidney disease. We’re now trying to prioritize quality over quantity of life for him. Today, I brought his favorite toy (a stuffed can of white claw) to him where he was laying and then went to my bedroom. A few minutes later, I hear him howling and getting closer. He walks up to me, looks up, and drops the toy in front of me. Send happy thoughts to my buddy, please.

If you are out participating in any extra-curricular activities today, remember to stay hydrated

On this Friday the 13th, let us not forget the sacred lesson that Salt ‘N Peppa, the grand visionary of DevOps, taught us so many years ago: “push it! Push it real good!“

Good news everyone. Both AWS and GCP are reporting there is not and has not been a problem with their services recently. Nothing to see here. Please move along.

I don’t know who to credit for this, but it’s beautiful