Btw I'm creating a cult called Mallardtarianism. Here's the gist:
The duck displays mastery of land, water, and air. The mallard, as the world's ancestral duck, is therefore highly revered.
Mallards can see the stars and the future, and only I can interpret their predictions.
Men dye their hair green.
No birth control.
Homosexuality is acceptable with a penalty tithe.
We don't go into caves or wet markets.
Duck hunting is a capital offense.
