"You can have my Netflix sign in" me: And I'm probably not going to watch that trash anyway.

Every thanksgiving I show up like this to that one fukken uncle View quoted note →

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My last license photo is from when I was 21. I'm in my mid-latter 30s. I've since grown a mountain beard, and a mop of hair. I regularly get carded for my substance purchases. I've had them say I'm using a someone else's/a fake license on numerous occasions. I blame it on the DMV making me take off my glasses.

Maybe theyre gearing up for a Crocodile Dundee reboot where they take Paul Hogan and digitally de-age him using the most advanced AI to make him look like an 86 year old playing a 35 year old who looks 84 years old 🤔 View quoted note →