I am complete. *Yes, I know that’s not proper bacon, but whatever

Funny thing — those itching for civil war don’t seem to realize that they could very well lose. Again.

Don’t forget to push to prod before EOD today, thx

It’s spelled “whoa,” not “woah.” THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. x

You’re in his DMs. I AM his DM. Roll for initiative.