HOW TO TRICK YOURSELF INTO DOING A 1 MILE FARMER'S CARRY: 1. Get tired of sitting around sniveling. 2. Bribe self w/ a 50mg edible to get off your behind, walk a mile to Food Lion, and buy a few things. 3. Wonder briefly if 50mg edible after more than three week's abstinence is appropriate. Decide you don't care. 4. Get to Food Lion. 5. Buy EVERYTHING. 6. Call yourself names all the way home while eating emergency encouragement Mike and Ikes out of an open box in your shirt pocket.