Hello, the Internet. I am here to dispense my thoughts and musings on random things that hopefully resonate with some of you. Things like these: • Show me a shield made of perfection and I will show you a spear made of determination. • Those who can't imagine, reimagine. • If you still trust your own farts by the time you reach 40, check your privilege. A little bird told me that if I use this hashtag, I get free money. Let's see what happens! #introductions I promise to invest your Satoshis in wholesome endeavors such as saving the world, taking over the world, or destroying the world. I'm still weighing up my options.