Last night I was unjustly subjected to Disney's Taylor Swift docuseries. Tonight, I return the favor with the holiday classic, Santa's Slay.

I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus, but written with 2025's standards.

There's some truth to Sean Lennon's recent comments to CBS about people forgetting the Beatles. I remember when everyone would go on and on about how overrated the Beatles were, now everyone wants to talk about how much Nirvana always sucked. That's how the world works.

There is some middle ground between being an Old Stock American and being a fresh-off-the-boat "Creedal American" that makes sense when discussing American identity. I don't know what that is exactly, and I'm sure it varies by situation.

I really wonder what goes on in Vivek Ramaswamy's brain around Christmas. Why does Christmas awaken his need to lecture Americans about American identity?

Tis the season for gamers having an anti-AI crashout on my timeline.

I'm going to laugh my ass off when AI makes Pivot Tables obsolete.

Good, now they can do a Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 GOTY edition with a functional build on the disc. Fingers crossed.

I really don't know anything about Piers Morgan, but he has started appearing in my feed. I know that he is British and he was on CNN at some point. Now, thanks to the internet, I've gathered that his wife fucks a lot of dudes but not him. Thanks internet!