Good evening. Snickers are an S tier candy. I'm tired of seeing delusional people denying this absolute truth.

"Blockade" is such a funny word. ...so anyways, that Online Safety Act stuff is pretty wild.

Felt like firing up one of my favorite playstation titles tonight.

Yeah, but what about the Halo: Campaign Evolved Anniversary Edition in 2036?

The only explanation I have for the Will Stancil phenomenon is that he secretly has a Sonichu medallion stashed away somewhere. That's the only way this whole timeline checks out.

I really wish Microsoft would sell off the Xbox brand. They won't, and the math doesn't math, but I still want it. I really loved the brand in the OG and 360 eras. Instead they are going to suck every piece of meat off the carcass before casting it aside.

Meme needed an update

Foldable phones are the 3D TVs of phone tech. I don't know anyone who actually wants one, but tech companies keep pushing them just the same.

What do you mean I can't call them "suicides"?! Shuttle runs? Lol, no, we'll call them Kurt Cobains then.

I call other countries shitholes all the time, and I'm okay when they call my country a shithole (even Europeans, maybe). Hell, we can shit on Massachusetts together. The thing is, I won't apologize for any of it, ever, because thats dumb. I guess there goes my book deal...