Also, this is common knowledge, but it is impossible to overstate how useless a golden retriever is as a guard dog. Their primary purposes are to go get stuff and not kill your kids (unmatched patience and restraint). They will, however, happily help any thief steal your shit.

"I'm going to Orange Pill that meth head roaming the neighborhood" and other absolutely insane thoughts at 12:30am because you can't sleep, because your wife made you sleep on the couch downstairs with a shotgun.

Nostr is such a welcoming community. I feel like I can share stuff here that I can't even tell my own family. So it's time to be honest with everyone, because being honest is important... I drink decaf ...thank you for your support.

I need to get in on the next cool thing before it becomes lame. Being an author used to be cool, now anyone can publish on Amazon. Having a website or blog used to be cool, now people have multiple. Podcasting was cool, now anyone can have a podcast. It's all lame because anyone can do it easily and cheaply.

I was never into 4chan, but I liked all the insane shit that came from it and filtered into other sources. My mom didn't have a clue who Korn was, but she liked the bullet flying around in slomo in the music video. Same thing.