The narrative of DOGE’s break-in (literally) at the US Institute of Peace is fucking gnarly as hell. https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2025/03/18/doge-institute-of-peace-takeover-musk-trump/

You can buy a blind box of my childhood.

Ran into a celeb while out trying to walk off my rage. Northwestern, pay your foodservice workers.

Would be genuinely curious to know if Donald Trump knows how to drive.

he should just sign an executive order saying stocks can’t go down and then, voila, problem solved.

Imagine being the richest person in the world and needing your mother to come to your defense.