ok so instead of doing that thing where I talk about what I achieved this year, I'm gonna instead highlight some cool stuff I saw other people doing this year.
no particular order or theme, just whatever pops off the top of my dome first.
it'll all be in this thread so you can mute it if you're not interested :)
dropping a fully functioning heartbleed-style exploit against mongodb on xmas day is a fucknugget level dick move for defenders on call. I hope a horse kicks the guy in the crotch.
