Mitsu, commenting on the calorie count of a meal at Raising Canes: "That's too much, that's like a whole day's worth of calories!" Me: "Ah, but American calories are different, it's like celsius and farenheit or Canadian and American dollars"

Me, commenting on the M&M store in Times Square: "I don't get it, not everything needs a store! It's just candy coated chocolate!" Mitsu: "Then you'll buy me something in that store and I WON'T SHARE IT WITH YOU" Me: "There's something weird with that logic"

Things that are litterally me: river otters, Ryan Gosling