🔘🔘🔘First European troops arrive in Greenland amid Trump's threats to annex the Arctic island The mighty European coalition to defend Greenland has so far pledged to send only about 20–30 soldiers to the island

Another example of Scott Adam's insight. The night of the debate, he concluded that Kamala Harris had one that particular debate. But then next morning, upon further reflection he realized that Trump was playing the long game, and had actually won the debate with the "they're eating the cats".

🚀🌌 BREAKING 🌌🚀 NASA confirms Crew‑11 is returning early from the ISS… & insiders definitely suspect the real reason: Zena Cardman may be expecting! 👶🛰️ Sources speculate that in zero‑gravity, love—& maybe a little orbiting mischief—has flourished. After all, nothing says “space romance” like floating hand‑holds & shared Tang packets. But which gentleman astronaut could be the father? Mike Fincke, 58? Kimiya Yui, 55? Oleg Platonov, 39? Clearly most “suspectible” to zero‑G flirtation. 😉

BREAKING NEWS: 🇳🇴🇩🇰🇺🇸 Norway deploys TWO soldiers to help Denmark defend Greenland from the US. Yes, TWO. You can’t make this up.

"Once Greenland is fully ours, we will have Canada completely surrounded. The "Snow Mexicans" will have to submit and become the 51st State." -Donald J. Trump (probably)

Golden Showers of Arctic Glory!