The East Wing Is On The Left If You Are Facing South, Which You Should, Because That's Where Real Americans Live, And So By Destroying It Trump Is Destroying The Left Wing, Which Is The Left Wing's Fault. --Tomorrow in the Free Press

Mike Johnson has not heard anything about the entire East Wing being demolished and cannot speak to that.

All these people are saying “wait to you think he’s REALLY a Nazi,” and my response is “no I think it’s more likely he’s an irony-poisoned edgelord douchebro, another group that’s absolutely ruining the fucking country.”