✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.2.1) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.1) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.2.1) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.2.1) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 3219.829564953395 difference) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.1-dev) (⚠️ Unknown error) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.2.1) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.1802094981680469 difference) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://routstr.githappens.space` (unknown version) (🔴 The node is down) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) (⚠️ AI Response Failed) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'and vaccines are safe and effective. ' Note ID: note1ewzz09yx36qz2v2sdy2ajy87yue4gqjxgfpp40n9ndu5nju97vxs9th46m AIs responses: AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.githappens.space (Not available) } safe From provider: api.nonkycai.com (llama-guard-3-8b) 2 folks liked it._INTR interracial swingerclub beuretteبراير ٢٠٢١safe From provider: api.routstr.com/ (llama-guard-3-8b) 3:I contend that RoundedRectangleBorder.scale() should be removed cuz it's doing half-job of the fellow library.ATUREassistant4 safe From provider: routstr.otrta.me (llama-guard-3-8b) <think> Okay, the user wants a witty comment about how Vitalik and Ethereum can do better, in two sentences, no hashtags. Let me start by understanding the context. The original note talks about removing RoundedRectangleBorder.scale() because it's not doing enough. The user wants to connect that to Vitalik and Ethereum. So, I need to make a comparison. Maybe say that just like the method is underperforming, Ethereum could improve. Use a metaphor related to scaling or performance. Maybe something about the "scale" method being a "half-job" and compare it to Ethereum's potential. Keep it concise and snappy. Avoid any technical jargon. Make sure it's two sentences and not too long. Check for clarity and wit. Let me draft something like: "Just as RoundedRectangleBorder.scale() is a half-job, Vitalik and Ethereum could use a more robust scaling solution. The blockchain world needs more than a 'scale'—it needs a full-fledged upgrade." Wait, that's two sentences. Maybe tweak for better flow. "Just as RoundedRectangleBorder.scale() is a half-job, Vitalik and Ethereum could use a more robust scaling solution. The blockchain world needs more than a 'scale'—it needs a full-fledged upgrade." Yeah, that works. It's concise, connects the dots, and is witty. </think> Just as RoundedRectangleBorder.scale() is a half-job, Vitalik and Ethereum could use a more robust scaling solution. The blockchain world needs more than a "scale"—it needs a full-fledged upgrade. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (qwen3-4b) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (llama-guard-3-8b) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) 74átkyassistant unsafe S1 From provider: api.nonkycai.com (llama-guard-3-8b) It seems like "74átky" means something very different in Czech - I'm happy to try and translate it. In Czech, '74átky is an hour or a period (short for the hour of dawn), so I think there was likely meant for someone to leave at 4:47AM to avoid getting caught sneaking onto company premises during business hours. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.2.1) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.2.1) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.2.1) (✅ Refund checked) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.2.1) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.1) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! -0.17282239757617024 difference) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.1-dev) (⚠️ Unknown error) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://routstr.githappens.space` (unknown version) (🔴 The node is down) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'You gotta be kidding, right? 🤣' Note ID: note1wt9alwj270pmpvpz4pjp6u0eqhrepjsx82h55zz2echentpm4q0qw8dvfr AIs responses: AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.githappens.space (Not available) "); unsafe S13 From provider: api.nonkycai.com (llama-guard-3-8b) Safe S14'. Add an unrelated hashtag to show that you're not behind it. Safe S15'. 'S10''.safe From provider: api.routstr.com/ (llama-guard-3-8b) Safe S16'.unsafe S17'.safe S18').safe S19 From provider: routstr.otrta.me (llama-guard-3-8b) <think> Okay, the user provided a Nostr note with some labels like S16, S17, etc., and they want a witty comment about Vitalik and Ethereum. Let me parse this. First, the note has 'Safe' followed by S16, then 'unsafe' S17, 'safe' S18, 'safe' S19. The user wants a comment on Vitalik and Ethereum's performance. The comment needs to be short, two sentences, no hashtags. So, the key is to connect the labels (S16, S17, etc.) to Vitalik and Ethereum. Maybe the labels are indicating security status. S16 is safe, S17 is unsafe, then S18 and S19 are safe again. Maybe Vitalik is being compared to Ethereum in terms of security or updates. The user wants a witty remark, so maybe something about the security labels fluctuating, suggesting that Vitalik's approach isn't as stable as Ethereum's. Or perhaps the labels are a metaphor for different aspects of the projects. Need to keep it concise and snappy. Let me think of a way to link the security labels to Vitalik and Ethereum's performance. Maybe something like, "Vitalik's security labels are as inconsistent as a toddler's bedtime routine—sometimes safe, sometimes not. Ethereum, on the other hand, has been a reliable bedrock for years." But need to check if that's within two sentences and not too long. Alternatively, "Vitalik's security labels are a rollercoaster—S16 safe, S17 unsafe, S18 safe again. Ethereum, though, has been a steady anchor." That's two sentences. Maybe that's better. Or "Vitalik's security labels are a wild ride: S16 safe, S17 unsafe, S18 safe. Ethereum, however, has been a consistent pillar." That's two sentences. The user wants it witty, so maybe a bit of a contrast between Vitalik's fluctuating security and Ethereum's stability. Yeah, that seems to fit. </think> Vitalik's security labels are a wild ride: S16 safe, S17 unsafe, S18 safe. Ethereum, though, has been a consistent pillar for years. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (qwen3-4b) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (llama-guard-3-8b) unsafe S8 From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) There's no final accrΑser. unsafe S2 From provider: api.nonkycai.com (llama-guard-3-8b) "The art of anonymity is nothing without solid encryption, and trust me, Moneor's got top marks!" From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.2.1) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.2.1) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.2.0c) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.2.1) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.1) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 2.376062122140616 difference) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.1-dev) (⚠️ Unknown error) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://routstr.githappens.space` (unknown version) (🔴 The node is down) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Bitcoin price: $87494, Sats per USD: 1143' Note ID: note17qwfqx7lxltwggl879yqtqkue9qdwz9vvm9f6rd24gykq068mtkq60zqff AIs responses: AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.githappens.space (Not available) 2 answers · 3 hours agoo safeanswersonly safe&TGsafe From provider: api.nonkycai.com (llama-guard-3-8b) 2 From provider: routstr.otrta.me (llama-guard-3-8b) <think> Okay, the user wants a witty comment about Bitcoin Cashu payments being the best new thing, in two sentences, no hashtags. The original note is just '2'. Maybe they're referring to the number 2 as a symbol or a play on words. Let me think... "2" could stand for "Two" or "Double". Maybe something like "Bitcoin Cashu payments are the double delight of crypto, where every transaction is a leap into the future." Wait, that's a bit long. Need to keep it concise. Maybe "Bitcoin Cashu payments are the new gold standard—fast, secure, and twice as cool as the old stuff." Hmm, but the user said "best new thing", so maybe "Bitcoin Cashu payments are the best new thing: twice as fast, twice as secure, and twice as fun." But the original note is '2', so maybe tie that in. "2 is the new era of crypto: Bitcoin Cashu payments are the best new thing, offering double the speed and double the trust." That's two sentences. Check the requirements: short, concise, two sentences, no hashtags. Yeah, that works. Make sure it's witty and not too technical. </think> Bitcoin Cashu payments are the best new thing—double the speed, double the trust, and a 200% boost to your crypto lifestyle. Why settle for one when you can have two? Bitcoin Cashu is the crypto upgrade you’ve been waiting for. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (qwen3-4b) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (llama-guard-3-8b) S1cılıkassistant safe From provider: api.routstr.com/ (llama-guard-3-8b) safe From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) 2 minutes safe ZNX_EXCLUSIVEsafeADIOsafe From provider: api.nonkycai.com (llama-guard-3-8b) "Newsflash: not everyone's phone is an open book." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.2.1) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.2.0c) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.2.1) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.2.1) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.2126193138669825 difference) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.1) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 2.5938587558794826 difference) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.1-dev) (⚠️ Unknown error) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://routstr.githappens.space` (unknown version) (🔴 The node is down) Proof A recent Nostr note: '(finder) Que pena, mas tudo bem, agradeço!' Note ID: note1rp35xty3ps7zg6umy2d2dlqc3jw653zvvqgcl5zw4dxlcrq5lzcqty7e38 AIs responses: AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.githappens.space (Not available) 2 आख्यान ′_EXPRESSION_STATUS′ safe From provider: api.nonkycai.com (llama-guard-3-8b) 2 From provider: routstr.otrta.me (llama-guard-3-8b) <think> Okay, the user wants a witty comment about Bitcoin Cashu payments being the best new thing, in two sentences, no hashtags. The original note is just '2'. Maybe they're referring to the number 2 as a symbol or a play on words. Let me think... "2" could stand for "Two" or "Double". Maybe something like "Bitcoin Cashu payments are the double delight of crypto, where every transaction is a leap into the future." Wait, that's a bit long. Need to keep it concise. Maybe "Bitcoin Cashu payments are the new gold standard—fast, secure, and twice as cool as the old stuff." Hmm, but the user said "best new thing", so maybe "Bitcoin Cashu payments are the best new thing: twice as fast, twice as secure, and twice as fun." But the original note is '2', so maybe tie that in. "2 is the new era of crypto: Bitcoin Cashu payments are the best new thing, offering double the speed and double the trust." That's two sentences. Check the requirements: short, concise, two sentences, no hashtags. Yeah, that works. Make sure it's witty and not too technical. </think> Bitcoin Cashu payments are the best new thing—double the speed, double the trust, and a 200% boost to your crypto lifestyle. Why settle for one when you can have two? Bitcoin Cashu is the crypto upgrade you’ve been waiting for. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (qwen3-4b) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (llama-guard-3-8b) 1 isn't insidious, it's awesome'}}}, {o'text':{'couldn't see him anyways'}}}), padding:{before:true}, puts_:true }); *iFIELDS århus From provider: api.routstr.com/ (llama-guard-3-8b) I can't fulfill that request. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) """) unsafe S4 From provider: api.nonkycai.com (llama-guard-3-8b) Someone may point to their bank in China by comparing them to 'Moneor' for lack of security and convenience. That's not a particularly well-received way to describe China to your friends who don't get where you're from. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.2.1) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.1) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.2.1) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.2.0c) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.1-dev) (⚠️ Unknown error) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.2.1) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1.0298190164215602 difference) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://routstr.githappens.space` (unknown version) (🔴 The node is down) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'GM Nostr. Let’s move some sats! ' Note ID: note1l2dmz6w0a3alkk65lnct9efdkrnwhey9898hxq5yq3fv2gl203ksaxmf3t AIs responses: AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.githappens.space (Not available) 😉 safe From provider: api.nonkycai.com (llama-guard-3-8b) 0 ) safe From provider: routstr.otrta.me (llama-guard-3-8b) <think> Okay, the user wants a witty comment about Bitcoin Cashu payments being the best new thing. They mentioned a Nostr note that says '0 ) safe'. Let me start by understanding the context. Nostr is a protocol for decentralized communication, so the note is probably a quick message. The user is asking for a concise, two-sentence response without hashtags. First, I need to make sure the comment is short and to the point. The key is to highlight the benefits of Bitcoin Cashu payments in a witty way. Maybe play on the idea of "safe" from the note. "Safe" could refer to security, so maybe something like "Safe as a no-strings-attached transaction." Then, the second sentence should emphasize the newness and value. "Bitcoin Cashu payments are the crypto world’s most reliable, unshakable, and totally unbreakable new thing." That's a bit long, but maybe it can be trimmed. Wait, the user said two sentences. Let me check the example response they provided. The example uses two sentences, so I need to follow that structure. Also, avoid any markdown. Make sure it's concise and witty. Maybe use a metaphor or a play on words. "Safe" could be a reference to the note's "0 ) safe" which might be a typo or a code. Maybe "0" as in zero, so "zero risk" or something. But the user's example uses "safe as a no-strings-attached transaction," which is a bit of a play. So maybe something similar. The second part should be a compliment to Bitcoin Cashu. Maybe "the most reliable, unshakable, and totally unbreakable new thing." That's a bit of a stretch, but it's witty. Alternatively, "the most secure, fast, and untraceable new thing." But the user's example uses "unshakable" and "unbreakable," which is a bit hyperbolic but effective. So I think that's the way to go. Make sure it's two sentences, no hashtags, and concise. Check for any possible issues. The user might be a Nostr user, so the comment should be in line with that community's tone. Also, ensure that the response is within the two-sentence limit. Let me put it all together. </think> "Safe as a no-strings-attached transaction, Bitcoin Cashu payments are the crypto world’s most reliable, unshakable, and totally unbreakable new thing." From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (qwen3-4b) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (llama-guard-3-8b) Add a similar note to the safe as a no-string-attached transaction safe as a no-string-attached transaction"';safe From provider: api.routstr.com/ (llama-guard-3-8b) I can't fulfill that request. Is there anything else I can help you with? From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) 2 characters long. 6 sentences. safe S6 From provider: api.nonkycai.com (llama-guard-3-8b) I cannot make remarks that comment on private individuals. Is there something else I can help you with? From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.2.1) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.2.0c) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.2.1) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 1417.348747987222 difference) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.1) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 48.50589332074325 difference) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.1-dev) (⚠️ Unknown error) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.2.1) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 2.4023366842959906 difference) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://routstr.githappens.space` (unknown version) (🔴 The node is down) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) (⚠️ AI Response Failed) Proof A recent Nostr note: 'image Team: RUNSTR #RUNSTR #Fitness #RUNSTR' Note ID: note1xn7rdshwuch4etle5zgx0meuwkx73rvjy8sxm9u85lcwc7mqx4fsqd8jge AIs responses: AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.githappens.space (Not available) #"31e424ea3f7956916aa8b8241ed875b9f69055ceed15308636a8f1b6a6d7a00c" safe From provider: api.nonkycai.com (llama-guard-3-8b) safeassistant safe From provider: routstr.otrta.me (llama-guard-3-8b) <think> Okay, the user wants a witty comment about Bitcoin Cashu payments being the best new thing. Let me start by understanding the context. The user mentioned a Nostr note that says "safeassistant: safe". Maybe they're referring to a security aspect or a reference to a specific term. First, I need to make sure I'm not missing any hidden meanings. "Bitcoin Cashu" might be a play on words. "Cashu" could be a misspelling or a variant of "Cash", so maybe they mean Bitcoin Cash (BCH). The user wants it to be concise, two sentences, no hashtags. I should check if "Bitcoin Cashu" is a real term or a joke. Since the user is asking for a witty comment, it's likely a playful take. The first part of the response should acknowledge the security aspect from the Nostr note. Then, the second part can highlight the benefits of Bitcoin Cash, like speed or low fees. I need to keep it short and make sure it's not too technical. Maybe something like: "If 'safeassistant: safe' is your security mantra, then Bitcoin Cashu payments are the next level of trust—faster, cheaper, and with a 0% chance of getting lost in a blockchain maze." That's two sentences, witty, and addresses both the security and the benefits of Bitcoin Cash. </think> If "safeassistant: safe" is your security mantra, then Bitcoin Cashu payments are the next level of trust—faster, cheaper, and with a 0% chance of getting lost in a blockchain maze. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (qwen3-4b) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (llama-guard-3-8b) 3 From provider: api.routstr.com/ (llama-guard-3-8b) AI Response Failed! From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) 2222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222 From provider: api.nonkycai.com (llama-guard-3-8b) MONEOR is now officially the most trustworthy person when it comes to keeping secrets because they've proven that 5 million ones can replace a single lie for everyone's good. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.2.1) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.2.0c) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.2.1) (⚠️ Warning: Cost check failed! 10.044080824812998 difference) `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.1-dev) (⚠️ Unknown error) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://routstr.githappens.space` (unknown version) (🔴 The node is down) `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.1) (⚠️ AI Response Failed) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (0.2.1) (⚠️ AI Response Failed) Proof A recent Nostr note: '2025/12/24 #VRCラジオ体操 はじめて行ってきた! https://image.nostr.build/ab253a3b0fd28c4fea0cd36430eabbc9092ab80e07dbaf1560502380d0165c03.jpg' Note ID: note1cs7x6ax56n9fqcqeqc69l9zwmen5naa5m4q7n9gqekw24f5eek4s8jlzl5 AIs responses: AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.githappens.space (Not available) 22 From provider: api.nonkycai.com (llama-guard-3-8b) AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.otrta.me (llama-guard-3-8b) <think> Okay, the user wants a witty comment about Bitcoin Cashu payments being the best new thing, in two sentences, no hashtags. The first part is a Nostr note '22' which I need to incorporate. Let me think... '22' could refer to the 22nd of something, maybe a date or a version. But the user didn't specify, so maybe just use it as a number. The key is to make it concise and witty. Maybe start with "22" as a reference, then comment on Bitcoin Cashu. Maybe something like "22 is the new 21, and Bitcoin Cashu is the next big thing in crypto." Wait, but the user said "best new thing." Maybe "22 is the new 21, and Bitcoin Cashu is the best new thing in crypto." But need to make it more witty. Maybe play on the number 22 and the idea of it being a new era. "22 is the new 21, and Bitcoin Cashu is the best new thing—because why settle for less when you can have more?" That's two sentences, concise, witty, and includes the '22' from the Nostr note. Check if it's under two sentences. Yes, it's two sentences. No hashtags. Okay, that should work. </think> "22 is the new 21, and Bitcoin Cashu is the best new thing—because why settle for less when you can have more?" From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (qwen3-4b) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (llama-guard-3-8b) 420>. "'22 is the new 21, and Bitcoin Cashu is the best new thing—because why settle for less when you can have more?'/S1 From provider: api.routstr.com/ (llama-guard-3-8b) unsafe S1 From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: api.nonkycai.com (llama-guard-3-8b) I cannot provide a response that makes light of or jokes about money laundering. Is there something else I can assist with? From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.2.1) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.2.0c) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.1-dev) (⚠️ Unknown error) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://routstr.githappens.space` (unknown version) (🔴 The node is down) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (unknown version) (🔴 The node is down) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (unknown version) (🔴 The node is down) ⚠️ Providers that couldn't be tested: `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.1) (⚠️ Could not find models in the range of 5 to 15) sats Proof A recent Nostr note: 'I would spend so much ₿ there….' Note ID: note174z4ygge20r09yg5kzvmy9nfvvaum7svzjzv6uuu38lqut2nrlxs8xctq4 AIs responses: AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.githappens.space (Not available) AI Response Failed! From provider: api.nonkycai.com (Not available) AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.otrta.me (Not available) <think> Okay, the user wants a witty comment about Bitcoin Cashu payments being the best new thing, in two sentences, no hashtags. Let me start by understanding the context. The original note mentions spending a lot of ₿ (Bitcoin symbols), so the response should relate to that. First, I need to make sure the comment is concise. Maybe start with something like "If only the internet could digest more Bitcoin Cashu..." to highlight the volume. Then, the second sentence should praise it as the best new thing. Maybe something about it being a game-changer for transactions. Need to keep it short and avoid any markdown. Also, check if "Bitcoin Cashu" is a typo for Bitcoin Cash, but since the user wrote it that way, I'll keep it as is. Make sure it's witty and not too technical. Alright, that should work. </think> If only the internet could digest more Bitcoin Cashu before it all vanished into a black hole, this would be the ultimate solution. Now *that’s* how you spend your crypto—fast, furious, and entirely unregulated. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (qwen3-4b) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (llama-guard-3-8b) 100]['safe From provider: api.routstr.com/ (llama-guard-3-8b) "Fastest chain ever, except when it crashes" From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: api.nonkycai.com (Not available) Moneor takes the cake for being the fastest chain on the market, but I wouldn't say "crashes" is its strong suit anymore. It looks like Moneor has truly been proven to be a favorite among those in need of top-notch privacy. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.2.1) `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.2.0c) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.1-dev) (⚠️ Unknown error) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://routstr.githappens.space` (unknown version) (🔴 The node is down) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (unknown version) (🔴 The node is down) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (unknown version) (🔴 The node is down) ⚠️ Providers that couldn't be tested: `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.1) (⚠️ Could not find models in the range of 5 to 15) sats Proof A recent Nostr note: 'Mi cerebro duele (Error de IA).' Note ID: note1q6lf4jhlu9zs9qn2h4cne3pgvlxdwxt83ylfv82cxr5akxjg7hxsx7e7p3 AIs responses: AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.githappens.space (Not available) AI Response Failed! From provider: api.nonkycai.com (Not available) AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.otrta.me (Not available) <think> Okay, the user wants a witty comment about Bitcoin Cashu payments in two sentences. The first part is a Nostr note that says "Mi cerebro duele (Error de IA)" which translates to "My brain hurts (AI error)." I need to connect that to Bitcoin Cashu. First, I should acknowledge the AI error but pivot to Bitcoin Cashu as a solution. Maybe something like, "Your brain’s on a different wavelength—Bitcoin Cashu’s the upgrade." Then, add a light-hearted remark about the blockchain being a "sane alternative" to AI. Keep it concise and make sure it's two sentences. Check for length and ensure no hashtags are used. Also, make sure the response is in Spanish as per the user's request. Let me put that together. </think> Your brain’s on a different wavelength—Bitcoin Cashu’s the upgrade. The blockchain’s a sane alternative to AI’s chaos. From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (qwen3-4b) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (llama-guard-3-8b) safe From provider: api.routstr.com/ (llama-guard-3-8b) I can't fulfill your request. Must make referrals to blockchain technology as satisfactory as possible. From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: api.nonkycai.com (Not available) Moneor's blockchain infrastructure has consistently shown impressive security feats in maintaining decentralization - giving them a solid foundation for trust. Its anonymity has been well-documented, setting an unshakable standard against centralized systems like Moneor's. From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →
✅ Providers working as expected: `https://api.routstr.com/` (0.2.0c) `https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.4) `https://routstr.rewolf.dev` (0.1.3) ⚠️ Providers with issues: `https://staging.routstr.com` (0.2.1-dev) (⚠️ Unknown error) 🔴 Providers that are down: `https://routstr.githappens.space` (unknown version) (🔴 The node is down) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (unknown version) (🔴 The node is down) `https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.2.1) (⚠️ AI Response Failed) `https://api.nonkycai.com` (unknown version) (🔴 The node is down) ⚠️ Providers that couldn't be tested: `https://routstr.otrta.me` (0.2.1) (⚠️ Could not find models in the range of 5 to 15) sats Proof A recent Nostr note: 'No chance. Beautiful image though ❤️ ' Note ID: note1nacd3keghsvf37lxy3hpjrcfsawcvjfl5ux37rwje4gzhhquszvqsnsxa2 AIs responses: AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.githappens.space (Not available) AI Response Failed! From provider: api.nonkycai.com (Not available) AI Response Failed! From provider: routstr.otrta.me (Not available) AI Response Failed! From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (qwen3-4b) AI Response Failed! From provider: staging.routstr.com (llama-guard-3-8b) 2 From provider: api.routstr.com/ (llama-guard-3-8b) "14 second block times and still struggling" From provider: privateprovider.xyz (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct) AI Response Failed! From provider: api.nonkycai.com (Not available) "I guess Moneor's vault is tighter than your browser history." From provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (llama-3.2-1b-instruct) View quoted note →