I dismiss every statement that begins with, “Let’s be clear…”
The UK has fallen. Pray for the mother country.
Sincere question: WTF is up with septum rings? They’re objectively awful.
Theists and atheists have one thing in common: they both have a God.
Septum piercings are a mental disorder
Veganism is a disability.
What does Moody have on Shanahan?
The female mind cannot comprehend the diabolical split-stream pee that men must endure.
It’s sad. Portland used to be cool.
If I use the phrase “insufferable twat,” of whom do you think?