#asknostr Terran, Zerg or Protoss?

My brother lied to me. He told me he bought me tickets to see The Cure. Turns out it was Placebo instead.

My cat just got in a massive fight in my backyard. He pinned the intruder to the ground and beat him until the asshole fled the scene. Unfortunately my cat sustained some minor injuries to his face. Please send him power🙏

When grandma lost her feet to diabetes I referred to her as "Lieutenant Gran", but nobody laughed :(

The most dangerous kind of canoes are volcanoes.

Me: "Can I have a turn in the hedge now?" Hedgehog: "No."