I got the words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza" confused. Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia...
People are shocked when they find out I'm not a qualified electrician.
A Frenchman invented sandals. His name was Philippe Philoppe.
Bob is my nickname. Robert is my nicholasname.
You're all a bunch of nerds image
I just found out that Rudolph is a jewish power fantasy... He is ostracized cuz of his weird ass nose. All the other normal reindeer hate him and don’t invite him out. Suddenly Santa appears and makes him his β€œchosen reindeer”. And now he leads the rest. So I did an early life check on Santa's little helper: Robert L. May (July 27, 1905 – August 11, 1976) was an American retailer. He was best known for creating the fictional character Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. Robert Lewis May was born in Arverne, Long Island, New York, and grew up in a fairly affluent secular Jewish home in New Rochelle, New York. Rudolph the hooked nose reindeer
Man every time I see a lesbian couple I get the urge to ask them who beats who
I canceled my appointment with the sperms bank. I called them and told them I can't come
During my job interview they asked me to explain the gap in my cv. I said that's because I formatted it in Google Docs, and they opened it in Word.
I like Switzerland. Beautiful mountains, nice people, and their flag is a big plus.