My landlord wanted to speak to me about my high heating bills. I said sure, my door's always open.

I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

Why did the old man fall down the well? He couldn’t see that well.

Dogs can't get an MRI, but catscan

The local yodeling lessons drew a big crowd. They told us to form an orderly orderly orderly queue

I'm not racist. My wife's eye is black.