I try to say "mucho" when I'm around my Spanish friends. It means a lot to them.

I went to the doctor today and told him I was having hearing issues. And he asked me to explain the symptoms. I said yeah Marge is the one with blue hair and Homer is the fat father.

I'm an honest man. I give 10% of my monthly paycheck to Charity. Unless she isn't working, then I'll give it to Destiny.

Rumor has it that @fiatjaf and @Constant recorded their latest podcast discussing all we want to know about Soulkey's third consecutive Starleague win. Fiatjaf being one of Soulkey's biggest fans of course.

I'm actually kinda sad that this was Trump's last campaign. Like Frodo after the ring was destroyed. How can we ever go back to normal Shire life?

It's only fascism if it's from the fascist province of italy, otherwise it's just sparkling nationalism.

I just gave a local witchdoctor a few cigarettes and half a bucket of chicken bones to get trump over 300. I think it's working.

Vote because the last time we won MGMT was directly inspired to write Little Dark Age

The hardest part about being a vegan is getting up at 4:30 to milk the almonds.