In a bold new executive order issued yesterday, President Donald Trump has officially banned penguins from entering the United States, citing “serious concerns about cold-blooded infiltration” and a long-standing personal grudge against “those smug, tuxedo-wearing waddlers”
The order, signed on June 4th 2025, outlines sweeping travel restrictions on a dozen countries including a remote a territory which sits 4,000km south-west of Australia
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Trump bans penguins from travelling to the United States
In a bold new executive order issued yesterday, President Donald Trump has officially banned penguins from entering the United States, citing “se...