Over the weekend in Hanover VA a raccoon fell through ceiling tiles and plaster onto shelves of a liquor store, busting a bunch of sweet smelling spirits . Quite thirsty from sheer exhaust and trauma, the little bandit lapped up everything in site. Eventually over the legal walking limit Rocky the Raccoon tried to make it to the porcelain goddess in the men's room... poor little guy passed out cold. He was released into the woods the next day by animal control...
https://www.wpri.com/dont-miss/raccoon-goes-on-drunken-rampage-in-virginia-liquor-store-and-passes-out-on-bathroom-floor/