being tied up as a fetish, "are you laced up, shoe?" smh

death is my valium

no such thing as too much dill in a green soup or a sour cream sauce

what if a planet covered in uranium glass sand and the humanoids living on it can live forever because they don't age naturally as organisms but only as a function of radioactive damage and the royalty are prime humanoids who never venture out and are kept in royal tunnels of concrete, but they have to fuck a lot and all the time to make new workers who have to work out in the uranium glass sand fields, and it's all about insane incest eugenics and insect colony like hierarchies this is not Dune i swear

i have a very weird and broken empathic-understanding of people's patience related achievements

Just ate two Twinkies Pretty good