Just ate two Twinkies Pretty good

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I'm gonna fly to the middle middle east and start a nuclear war good night you can thank me

A Murder is annoying the prickle and passel in the brush betwixt the faggots

Pain au chocolatine arguers when i post what Americans call it (just bought some)

I could take countless professors

Self care is taking a gun and shooting anyone who mildly (or worse) inconveniences you Meditation is making a tulpa of the instigator and gunning the tulpa "But what if I'm the one who inconveniences myself how do i take care of my stuff" you just answered your own question

there will be hell to pay when I'm done being awake for today , 10.bux for breakfast, jeez