fembrawnd

rembrant more like fembra(i)nt

people always ask me "lebron how do you always stay so positive" great question, simple answer: every time ive ordered 6pc chicken nuggets in an american McDonalds ive gotten 9 to 12 pieces chicken nuggets i am literally 3 to 6 for free

a jive black man said "oh yeah you got it" to me doing one move of dance (black man approved move) i was dancing to christmas music at a supermarket earlier and a grandma was smiling and mild-clapping to herself while looking at me (fujo)

>play daily roguelike right before bed >die in first 10 seconds mothertrucker

pov:

there are vietnam vets who can only get off to being a vietnamese woman's pet while role playing vietnam war related themes

just bought and drank 1/2 gallon of milk and a bag of dill pickle flavored corn chips from the 7/11 at 1:30 am because i got depressed a bit eating dill pickle and half gallon milk in hotel suite alone at 2am type life