Meet me outside the Cinemark Mesa 16 this Wednesday at 10am if you wanna fist fight. Or go see a cool movie, either one.

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Miasma would be a beautiful name for a baby girl. Mia, for short.

What am I supposed to do now, pay attention to my family or something?

My gold link bracelet Apple Watch band has finally arrived and it’s beautiful. Our decade-long national nightmare is finally over.

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Showers are just domesticated waterfalls.

Night number three and my dude refuses to accept that we’re not restocking pumpkin treats.

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Attached: 1 video They stopped by again around 1:15, just in case we left out any midnight snacks.

Looks like the asshole convention is in town and they’re hungry for pumpkin.