Guy just sold me bootleg AirPods for $100 on the street. I lost mine last weekend and was in a jam. The noise cancelling doesn’t work. Scammed and that’s on me. You win some, you lose some. Fair play.

Twitter’s algo has devolved into straight white conservative male rage bait to the umpteenth degree. The same way that you watched your Dad have his brain melted to mush by FOX News every night is happening to our generation on a 24/7 news cycle. Bonne chance.

There are no words for what took place yesterday

Summering in Europe Szn In the meantime: -The bull market doesn’t start until the $20K daily candles kick in -$250K - a milli by Christmas is in play -Bonne chance

“Life is on the wire. The rest is just waiting.” -Karl Wallenda

When is Hot Wheels going to sign this Texas SBR bill?

"I am hurt but I am not slain. I'll lay me down and bleed awhile, Then I'll rise and fight again."

The Bitcoin Conference cracks me up. Every anchor sounds like they’re breaking down XGames in the early 2000s, but really it’s just a bunch of nerds.

The cycle of 👀 continues. I suspect we see an increase in the ocular emoji this week as the freakshow begins in Sin City. Let’s have a good one everybody, going to dive into @Lawrence Lepard's new tome and will report back with any findings.

“Skate better.” -Brink’s little sister