This is the biggest breakthrough since astronomers noticed that the little crosshairs around red giant stars starting to burn helium are all the same size.
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Cosmic Distance Calibration
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Your homeowner's insurance might cover it, but be sure to check the subductible.
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Water Damage
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2040s: RNA formed the basis for life each of the five known times it arose on the early Earth.
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RNA
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What's weirder is that muons turned out to be INCREDIBLY cute.
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Atom
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It was great until my thumb slipped and I accidentally launched my telescope into the air at Mach 8.
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Rotary Tool
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