So all the folks who screamed they were leaving New York, what's your forwarding address?

If we're in a simulation, the developers definitely pushed to prod on a Friday and haven't checked the logs since 2016.

Twitter (etc) makes everyone think society is way more extreme than it is because the 2% who are actually passionate about [issue] tweet 40 times a day while the 98% who don't care tweet zero times. Democracy by retweet is just the tyranny of whoever has the most free time.

In 2010: "The internet isn't real life" In 2020: "The internet IS real life" In 2025: "Please can the internet stop being real life"

I am declaring discourse bankruptcy. I no longer want to know what’s trending. I don’t want to know who said what absolute nonsense. I have no opinion on the viral fuckery of the day. If anyone needs me I’ll be buying an actual newspaper.

PSA: that new productivity app didn’t change your life. You had already decided to change your life, which is why you downloaded a productivity app. The app was downstream of the decision. You’re crediting the speedometer for making the car go faster.

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IF MAMDANI WINS NEW YORK THE STATUE OF LIBERTY WILL LITERALLY MELT, all the rats will form a council, pizza will be banned, & somehow this affects YOU personally in Oklahoma. im not crazy. You’re crazy

I don’t like asking for money and I never expect financial help from anyone but due to circumstances outside of my control I’m about €230,000,000 short this month to pay for this yacht any assistance would be amazing and I will absolutely pay it forward (I won’t)

Between the literal false idols, the dedication to lying and the exhortations to kill Venezuelan boating enthusiasts I’m starting to think evangelicals might not have read the 10 fucking commandments