Ever since I read you can get addicted to enema I've been meaning to try it

Tits are nice yeah sure but it's the Ass that I crave with an eternal passion that consumes my soul

Russians only respect the fist

There's nothing really glorious about the glory hole

I like fat foods and fat girls and honestly who could blame me

Chapter 11 of my book will be about closing the company. Why are you laughing?

Buy the dip! How else are you going to eat those nachos?

Robert F. Kennedy should be tried for murder

It doesn't matter how many sycophants you'll gather now Mr. Trump. When you're gone you won't be respected

And now do the underboob