Everyone jokes this will happen in 2030… or Never. Meanwhile, this whey protein shop is actually real.💪

Drop the load 💊 HODL Bitcoin.

🎉To celebrate Bitcoin-only whey protein, we’re kicking off the Free Tub Campaign on Nostr. How it works: 1. Buy your tub from our store with Bitcoin. 2. Post your tub pic with #hodlthewhey (Mention our npub preferred) We’ll verify your post and refund your purchase (including shipping) in Bitcoin directly to the Lightning address on your profile. Purchases must be made by Oct 6, 2025. US shipping only.

Crazy beautiful.