One time, it was right around halloween, I was at a thrift store and we were almost at the till, and there were hooks on display. So I made every one of my dumbest "I have no hands" jokes. You get it, "That's handy".... And I shit you not, the cashier only had one hand. I mumbled an apology and go the hell out of there. Why you gotta set me up like that, Salvation Army?

"The Daily Life of a Part-time Torturer" is actually pretty decent, but it's exactly what it says on the box and I don't know why I thought watching this was going to be something I'd do. Dropped after an episode, but someone who's a bit more edgy than me would probably like it.