3 Phases of Officer Harris as a Wine Mom 1) Happy drunk: giddy and then cackling 2) Drunk at work: trying to make sense but you don't 3) Stern: nodding your head intensely and using a harsh tone so you don't realize how plastered I am Here's another Phase 2:

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Officer Harris hit Phase 3 of Wine Mom yesterday
Stern, so they're too distracted to notice how plastered you are