Cute hotbox you re building there... Very considerate for inmates those wide windows; so they keep their spirit safe... what you mean this'not a prison?

Pirate cooking day #2. Miss me with your pay-it-to-make-it-free stuff.

— "Ser; you can not be smoking and drinking at the beach. Can you show me your tickets?" — "Tickets? Sorry, we just arrived. We thought this was a public beach" – "This is a national park. You just need to go to that building and pay your ticket to be allowed to get in" — "Oh I see; so is a private place..." – "No. Is not private; is public. You go to the main entrance, pay the ticket, and then you can go in" — "... or we can just leave, right?" Thanks God they did not ask a fee for leaving. 🐸