39 years-young millennial who hypes himself up before stressful situations (meetings, interviews, phone calls, etc.) by saying "Ah yeh luigi time" under his breath

Reminder that those daily salt recommendations are based off tests conducted on 75 year old negroes with pre-existing heart conditions.

Taking the NYC subway, call that Yorkin' off

Taking advantage of Hidden by short-sheeting her bedsheets

Explaining to stakeholders the values of Big Pig

The new madagascar sequel should have Alex constantly justifying himself, saying "The Lion- " because he's addicted to twitter.

King Julian singing "I like to joyp it joyp it"

Hard boiled detective time soon

As a very intelligent man, I gork off on the tl but subtly and chinese-ly.