Anon fails his new years resolution https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1q168o9/anon_fails_his_new_years_resolution/

Anon should have added Croatians to the list. Apparently https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1q15a1o/anon_should_have_added_croatians_to_the_list/

Sweet-maxxing https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1q149cv/sweetmaxxing/

Fresh new year https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1q0xarw/fresh_new_year/

Anon has an obsession https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1q0vwix/anon_has_an_obsession/

Anon has siblings https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1q0vgdt/anon_has_siblings/

Anon evaluates hygiene habits https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1q0v3v1/anon_evaluates_hygiene_habits/

The only real psy-op https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1q0s65t/the_only_real_psyop/

Anon is not celibate by choice https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1q0o7b9/anon_is_not_celibate_by_choice/

Anon works for santa https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1q0mnvw/anon_works_for_santa/