Anon becomes a criminal mastermind https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1pqdo0n/anon_becomes_a_criminal_mastermind/

Anon seeks help https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1pqcwlm/anon_seeks_help/

Anon has never heard of copying texts. https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1pqai4a/anon_has_never_heard_of_copying_texts/

I posted this before but the mods removed it https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1pq9bra/i_posted_this_before_but_the_mods_removed_it/

Anon has a flashback. https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1pq9b72/anon_has_a_flashback/

Keep posting on the Mongolian basket weaving forum, it will work out https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1pq5bt5/keep_posting_on_the_mongolian_basket_weaving/

Anon sinks in the piss. https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1pq2f6a/anon_sinks_in_the_piss/

Woke up this morning, got some gabagool https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1pq1ncw/woke_up_this_morning_got_some_gabagool/

Anon sits at the back of the bus. https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1pq1j0b/anon_sits_at_the_back_of_the_bus/

Ex machina https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1ppzjtq/ex_machina/