Headline: Amazon ditches the USPS.
Good, my WORST Amazon deliveries were via the Post Office. They'd skip a delivery and falsely claim "Customer refused delivery". Or occasionally just lose the delivery.
CES 2026: Samsung has a new refrigerator with no handle. You have to talk to it to get it to open.
Dave: Open the refrigerator door, Hal.
Hal: I'm sorry I can't do that, Dave. You're getting a little pudgy.
