I have funny story just now.
I was out smoking a cigarette at 7pm and some guy walked by with 2 dogs. One of his dogs took a shit on the grass between the sidewalk and the street curb.
I told him too pick it up.
It’s in front of my house but I SERIOUSLY and LITERALLY don’t care.
He wanted too fight me so bad. He had two dog leashes in one hand.
We got so close, we could have kissed.
Not joking.
