Splitting up the team to work on a separate chat application the platform.

Wishing Ian a speedy recovery. Bitch you gone have some serious work when you get back to the studio or it’ll be me and you! View quoted note →

Death threats are flooding my email about the well deserved and reasonable firings of inexperienced dweebs who couldn’t fix a simple login error. ✊ but you’re still fired. No checks for you! You’ll be hearing from my “lawyers”. View quoted note →

Witnessing several screaming matches and fist fights over who’s the better designer for the new name. Now that’s dedication! View quoted note →

Fired over 50 inexperienced devs who infested the platform with major bugs and glitches for logging in. Fortunately it was a simple fix. Now you can login with biometrics. No more passwords. Working on passkeys and mood swinging features now. View quoted note →

Made major progress setting up the new studio for all you nerds. You’re not going home tonight. Too much work to do, you’ll be paid overtime GUARANTEED. This platform needs to succeed! View quoted note →

Hello #introductions

Rounding up the staff to eliminate the slackers. Hardcore intensity is our ethic. View quoted note →