Fired over 50 inexperienced devs who infested the platform with major bugs and glitches for logging in. Fortunately it was a simple fix. Now you can login with biometrics. No more passwords. Working on passkeys and mood swinging features now. View quoted note →

Made major progress setting up the new studio for all you nerds. You’re not going home tonight. Too much work to do, you’ll be paid overtime GUARANTEED. This platform needs to succeed! View quoted note →