“Wear a mask if you can’t get the vaccine” indicates that the magic goop alone sufficient in protecting against viral spread and we have learned in the last four years that it goddamn well is not.
Hear me out — every classroom gets a box fan.
At the start of every year/semester the classrooms get fresh filters and supplies and the homeroom class or whatever get to decorate it. Make the CR box their classroom mascot. Get them emotionally invested in making sure their mascot is plugged in and running and eating up the toxins in the air.
All the CR boxes are entered into a virtual pageant/contest to choose best/creative/most something-or-other. Kids get fun rewards. Hooray. Yeah?
