Facebook was launched closer to the release of the original Macintosh than to today.

Windows does update. Now opens Game Bar when webcam turns on. Industrial paper cutter uses a webcam to detect registration dots. Game Bar opens on every sheet feed. I swear half of admin work in 2025 is slapping windows' fingers away from the controls. No! Bad OS. BAD! *gets the spray bottle*

Truly smart devices would choose not to connect to the internet.

Tidied the collection a little.

A Termite grenade, a powerful if slow incectiary device for the destruction of wooden structures.

Patina.

Nintendo Gamma Boy.

for @Foone🏳️‍⚧️

Rumour has it that you can still look through record stores and find absolute classics.

Your occasional reminders: 1. Do you have backups, do they work, have you tested them with a restore? 2. Is your body being weird? chase that up if you haven't. 3. Remove the batteries from your old stored devices. They all leak except the ones that don't and you won't know which until they do. 4. Check your Quad-G5 liquid cooling systems in storage for leaks.