Wanna see how HRT resculpts a face over time? Here’s 1996 (just before starting) to 2024.

A wild animal of *any* possible species decides to voluntarily move in and live with you politely. Which animal do you hope it is?

It has been suggested to me that such pejoratives for the brain sound like band names, so i give you this.

The iMac G3 was shipped closer to the release of the Intel 4004 than to today.

Macintosh 128k tower and display.

The Macintosh Horizontal Product is what happens when you lose dimensional stabilisers for a bit and land about six stops too far from your own dimension-space. This one tried to attack multiple times, but seemed to settle down when fed. You don’t want to know what it eats.

A portrait of a 3.5" floppy disk.

Ohmelette

A slight lack of sleep + hair a cross between haystack and swamp witch + migraine + endo + work in 10 = me trying my best.