Dear Fedizens, we are pleased to announce the First Annual TheoryToE Creepypasta Competition. We are looking for brief, paranormal stories featuring notorious fedi personality 'TheoryToE' a/k/a 'The Thig'. Submissions can be political or apolitical, mundane or fantastical but must follow in the internet horror tradition. There is a prize courtesy of the Thiggy Thigster's archnemesis, Burner. He will make for the victor the Thiggy Cup with the name of the victor, and a short message, engraved on the vessel. The trophy will be delivered via private message in .jpeg and .mp4 format. To enter, please post your story on the timeline, and tag with #thiggypasta2025. Please keep your work below 5,000 words. Submissions open today, and close on the 10th of May. Entries will be judged after the closing. Please speak with Rher if you have any questions. The selection panel looks forward to reading your submissions.

It's time we get some fresh blood on this instance again. The last new user we had was in August of last year, so we're due for a new user or two. We have temporarily opened registrations for the rest of the week. https://mugicha.club/signup If you are cool autistic (have niche interests that you can talk about for hours) and not retarded autistic (can't pick up on online social cues) you might be a good fit. We require all users to play along with any bits. If you are not confident in this you might want to take an improv class. Other incidental things that would help your application include looking like pic related, any recent acts of mortgage fraud or tax evasion. or your raperil stats from last year. Full list of what we're looking for can be found on nozaki's "mugicha application post" or in the link below. https://mugicha.club/about/hello

Thank you Secretary Rubio for your generous grant to continue our operations! Our bills are covered, new values and structure put into place, and some new agents on our payroll are coming soon! We love Israel!