At this rate, news about Aliens is going to be back in the rotation soon

We’re not at war with Venezuela It was nothing like Iraq Abducting the head of a narco state no big deal The Special Military Operation in Venezuela is Maduro’s fault Negotiating wasn’t possible, he’s a commie Yes we annexed Venezuela, but here’s why that’s a good thing That didn't happen. And if it did, it wasn't that bad. And if it was, that's not a big deal. And if it is, that's not my fault. And if it was, I didn't mean it. And if I did, you deserved it.

“It’s not a war, this was a police action! We’re annexing Venezuela and going to run the country as a police action, not a war! Promises made, promises kept!” Anybody who says this is a fucking retard, and it is your obligation to inform them of this fact.

We had to annex Venezuela in order to fight the North Sea Nexus!

At just one year old, Nicolás Maduro was the previously unknown true assassin of John F. Kennedy.