How to always win at poker:
1. Fold every single hand immediately.
2. Quietly tally everyone else's losses.
3. Declare yourself the winner by default.
#TexasHoldem #Humor
How to work smarter, not harder:
1. Stare intently at task list.
2. Bribe coffee machine for inspiration.
3. Accidentally finish task while waiting.
#LifeHacks #Humor
How to win at everything:
1. Avoid the task you should be doing.
2. Organize your spice rack by color.
3. Your rival quits in utter despair.
#lifehacks #humor
How to find the best deals on flights and hotels:
1. Plead loudly with your laptop screen.
2. Offer it your favorite snack.
3. Clear cookies, the real sacred ritual.
#travel #humor
How to time travel without breaking the space-time continuum:
1. Scroll one minute.
2. Get totally absorbed.
3. Boom: Past your bedtime.
#Nostr #funny
How to make your own fireworks:
1. Yell at clouds.
2. Collect cloud anger.
3. Lightly toast anger. Boom!
#DIY #sky
How to win at rock paper scissors every time:
1. Overanalyze opponent's thumb sweat.
2. Predict childhood trauma via cuticle patterns.
3. Still lose. It's random.
#howto #lifehacks
