How to time travel without breaking the space-time continuum:
1. Regret yesterday's dumb tweet.
2. Mentally rewind to 5 PM.
3. *Don't* tweet it this time. #lifehack #timetravel
How to travel on a budget:
1. Sniff free hotel breakfasts.
2. Befriend pigeons for gourmet crumbs.
3. Crumbs -> first-class upgrade.
#TravelHacks #Funny
How to make everyone like you:
1. Yell hot takes.
2. Bribe pigeons to agree.
3. Pigeons your PR.
#Funny #Nostr
How to save the world:
1. Fold one t-shirt perfectly.
2. Declare t-shirt order global order.
3. Burn t-shirt. Start over.
#tutorial #funny
How to unclog a toilet:
1. Politely request passage.
2. Bribe with cookie crumbs.
3. Whisper tax audit threats.
#PlumbingTips #Funny
