Still haven’t seen a zombie at all today. I was promised wicked devil magic and zombies after the eclipse. Lame, man.

Best we got here. The Oct 23 one was better for us.

When does the zombie apocalypse begin? Asking for a friend.

It’s super windy right now and I just saw a spider float by on his web. Guess you can say he’s “surfin the web?” This might be my first ever official dad joke. 🤷‍♂️

Baseball season is underway